Just another mouse jockey pushing pixels for a living.
(Ok, ok - I’ll fish out some pre-written stuff sometime)

I live in the United Kingdom of Great Britain, a bizarrely anachronistic conglomerate of geographically similar islands. Being a member of the ruling tribe I can further define myself English although my blood lineage extends northwards and into Scotland. I would aspire to defining myself also somewhat as a European.

..and the otter bullocks thing? If you’ve got to ask you’ll probably not like the answer!