Saw this on a hosting forum and loved the language. I don’t agree that the hosts require beating - I think they’re really rather good and wish that they all have enough time off to play poohsticks.

Please drop the f*cksticks and pick up some cluesticks and start beating each other with those for a while.

Cordially,
Mr. Dissatisfied Customer

(P.S. the hosts in question are Dreamhost and they nobly host this blog and my other sites. I wouldn’t hesitate to recommend them for almost every hosting circumstance. If you sign up through this site you’ll be helping me pay their paltry bills - thanks!)