My Top sites (last 30 days)

1. en.wikipedia.org
2. www.typo3-jack.net
3. lists.otrs.org
4. lists.netfielders.de
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Following the proliferation of available ubuntu flavours, I dreamt with interest that the worlds most popular Linux distribution is no longer content to constrain their target user.

Gentle reader, I present to you mewbuntu

Saw this on a hosting forum and loved the language. I don’t agree that the hosts require beating - I think they’re really rather good and wish that they all have enough time off to play poohsticks.

Please drop the f*cksticks and pick up some cluesticks and start beating each other with those for a while.

Cordially,
Mr. Dissatisfied Customer

(P.S. the hosts in question are Dreamhost and they nobly host this blog and my other sites. I wouldn’t hesitate to recommend them for almost every hosting circumstance. If you sign up through this site you’ll be helping me pay their paltry bills - thanks!)

These lot are the schizzle:

www.directholidays.co.uk

Nokia’s support for the Mac platform is paltry - everything seems to rely on an installation of Nokia Suite which is PC only. Apple’s iSync steps in to synchronise contacts and calendar entries between the two but sms messages are seemingly stored on the phone forever.

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On a FullXML site running on some HELM shared hosting (Windows) I suddenly got this front-end error on all pages and no content:

msxml3.dll error '80004005'

A reference to variable or parameter 'gateway' cannot be resolved.

The variable or parameter may not be defined, or it may not be in scope.

/Engine/CFullXMLEngine.asp, line 819

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Dan learnt this valuable acronym on his fire walking adventure.  I think it’s well worth bearing in mind.

Future
Expectations
Affecting
Reality

INTRO
B (HOLD FOR AGES PLAY BSUS4)  G
VERSE
B                 A              B              A
All out folks we are, round the bench in the park
B               A             G
are sisters in the dark today
B
what a leap in mind, my soul has gone a little cold
B                A           B        A
Maybe, maybe next year if it isn't to fear
B               A                       G
we'll get ourselves some good time girls
B
remember when you tried, you cried in many many ways
Em                                F#
and he's crossing the road picking up his daily sport

CHORUS

B  f#      G#m            A            F#
oh no they're begging you, they're begging you
B
what will they do?
B   A       G#m           A            F#
oh no they're begging you, they're begging you
B
what will they do?

V3 AS V2
and have you heard the singer said
he's dead ringer for a fella i used to know
oh love she cried, well no, oh no its a funny way to go
and he's crossing the road picking up his daily sport

chorus

BREAKDOWN---Em

The Libertines
Up the Bracket