Another quality catch from my Inbox is a list of announcements that London Tube train drivers have made to their passengers…

1) “Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologise for the delay to your service. I know you’re all dying to get home, unless, of course, you happen to be married to my ex-wife, in which case you’ll want to cross over to the Westbound and go in the opposite direction”. Read the rest of this entry »

One of the better funny emails I’ve been sent:

1) Commenting on a complaint from a Mr Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, spokesman for North West Gas said, “We agree it was rather high for the time of year. It’s possible Mr Purdey has been charged for the gas used up during the explosion that destroyed his house.”(The Daily Telegraph) Read the rest of this entry »